
eyedontnose questioned: I really do wish that was the start of a joke – but sadly no!
I have alway been very sensible about my animals – chickens are chickens for a reason – if one did not give them charisma in fantasy they really do lack a certain charm! Don’t get me incorrect I do like the girls, but I suppose just never really BONDED! Which is just a well when I have a dinner party coming up!
BUT………………
This morning I am taking lovely gentle, slightly deranged Barley to the vet to be made less of a man-dog!
And I am feeling as though I am betraying my best friend! He is leaping all over me thinking that we are going down to the beach – in fact – where I am taking him – not even beach BALLS are allowed!
So – forgive me Barley but I have been warned by the farm down the road that the foxy small Labrador girl that they have is known to have no morals whatsoever – and a bundle of puppies really is the last thing I need!
So – come on Barley ol’ boy – chop chop (ooh sorry!) …………
SLK : Very amusing! But it made me reckon about daft Barley – there is NOTHING that this dog will not eat. When he notices that ‘they’ have gone ………. might he reckon he got peckish in his sleep??? Yucky – I AM SOOO SORRY FOR THAT!!!!!!!
IRITADRAGON: Do you reckon I am ‘nuts’?
Please question me to rodeo ride a killer bull, question me to challenge a Sumo – I would even give the Cresta run a go before I would even broach the subject with The Fantastic and Dignified McTealc who would silence such words with a glare of his Highlander eyes!
I am not looking forward even to what he will reckon of me for doing it to the dog!
As for Barley – how the hell do I stop him howling – he is still under the influence and is howling like a banshee!
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